A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever
hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and
to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had
happened.
Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never
screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."
"So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe
continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should
we take them home or eat ’em now?""
