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served into guards

As the story, Abunawas served into guards, wherever the King go Abunawas there has always been placed nearby.

King makes The laws of cleanliness of the environment, which in one article reads, Banned defecate on the River except for the King or the King permission, a violation of this chapter is the death penalty.
One day the King invites Abunawas hunting into the forest, by chance, because the King wanted to defecate in the forests then King defecate in river water flowing towards the North.


King defecate in a designated place, Abunawas join defecate as well to the South of the King, so the King noticed any shit other than dirt, the King was angry, and note that Shat is Abunawas.
Abunawas brought to trial, sentenced to death, Abunawas before punishment is implemented, Abunawas was in self-defense, said Abunawas

"King of Majesty, I willingly put to death, but I'll give my reasons why I joined defecate with the King at the time, it is evidence of faith in your Majesty the King, because until the dirt King should I phone with my shit, that's my defense and the reason I am the King ... Please my Law. "


Abunawas who was sentenced to death, spared and instead was given the gift of a House and small boats to place shit abunawas escorting King shit.

The Fighting in Age

Children Age 9 years of fighting.

Small is the new age of Aries 9 years to go home with a bloody nose, eye, and clothes torn. Obviously once he is out of a fight and lose. His father was treating his injuries while asking what happened.

"Well," said Arief, "I had challenged David fighting. And, the father knows, I let him choose his own arms. "

"Oh yeah?" sahut dad, "fair enough, too."

"Yes, but I don't know that he will choose brother reasons!"

Funny SMS A very Detailed explanation.

A very Detailed explanation.

A boy of the age of four are eating apples in the back seat of car on the way home from school.

He asked his father who was driving, "well, why is the color of my Apple turned into chocolate?"

"Because," replied the father explains, "After you eat the skin, the flesh of the fruit of the Apple that will directly contact with air, which causes the flesh fruit oxidized with molecules that can change the structure of an Apple, so ultimately they changed color."

After her father completed explains, the atmosphere becomes quiet some time, until suddenly the children asked to vote slowly, "well, father's last talk at me?"

Funny SMS I'm so worried

I'm so worried

I saw on TV just the police find the figure body lying on the roadside. His face was ugly, hair is not well maintained and his body is full and filled with skin disease ...

Please reply to this sms so that I'm sure you're fine. ...

Funny SMS I'm not arrogant

Monday: Shooting

Tuesday: interview

Wednesday: Photo Shoot

Thursday: so the MC

Friday: Recording

Saturday: Meet Fans

Sun: Weekend

That's a day to day activities despite my hectic schedule but I still remember to awaken you to dinner, so don't say I'm an arrogant celebrity ..

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Funny SMS cute little child sms

A 7 year old little boy asked his teacher. Why should there be hell? Then the teacher replied: kalo gak ada hell, would be brought where people read this SMS.

Funny SMS Love Monkey

Eyes: to see Mu

Hands: to touch you

Mind: To remember you

Caution: To miss you

Feet: to kick you ...

If you forget me

the red lights

Are you not see the red lights? "asked

a police officer to a motorist.

"I see, Sir."

"Then why the brother didn't stop?"

"I do not see you sir."