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The Fighting in Age

Children Age 9 years of fighting.

Small is the new age of Aries 9 years to go home with a bloody nose, eye, and clothes torn. Obviously once he is out of a fight and lose. His father was treating his injuries while asking what happened.

"Well," said Arief, "I had challenged David fighting. And, the father knows, I let him choose his own arms. "

"Oh yeah?" sahut dad, "fair enough, too."

"Yes, but I don't know that he will choose brother reasons!"

Funny SMS A very Detailed explanation.

A very Detailed explanation.

A boy of the age of four are eating apples in the back seat of car on the way home from school.

He asked his father who was driving, "well, why is the color of my Apple turned into chocolate?"

"Because," replied the father explains, "After you eat the skin, the flesh of the fruit of the Apple that will directly contact with air, which causes the flesh fruit oxidized with molecules that can change the structure of an Apple, so ultimately they changed color."

After her father completed explains, the atmosphere becomes quiet some time, until suddenly the children asked to vote slowly, "well, father's last talk at me?"

Funny SMS I'm so worried

I'm so worried

I saw on TV just the police find the figure body lying on the roadside. His face was ugly, hair is not well maintained and his body is full and filled with skin disease ...

Please reply to this sms so that I'm sure you're fine. ...

Funny SMS I'm not arrogant

Monday: Shooting

Tuesday: interview

Wednesday: Photo Shoot

Thursday: so the MC

Friday: Recording

Saturday: Meet Fans

Sun: Weekend

That's a day to day activities despite my hectic schedule but I still remember to awaken you to dinner, so don't say I'm an arrogant celebrity ..

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Funny SMS cute little child sms

A 7 year old little boy asked his teacher. Why should there be hell? Then the teacher replied: kalo gak ada hell, would be brought where people read this SMS.

Funny SMS Love Monkey

Eyes: to see Mu

Hands: to touch you

Mind: To remember you

Caution: To miss you

Feet: to kick you ...

If you forget me

the red lights

Are you not see the red lights? "asked

a police officer to a motorist.

"I see, Sir."

"Then why the brother didn't stop?"

"I do not see you sir."

Funny SMS want to know the reason why I'm texting you

want to know the reason why I'm texting you ...?

4% want to know the news

3 percent attention

2% Klezmer

1% of the matter

90% honey

Yeah, too bad!

loss if the free sms is not in use!

Funny SMS The Lord Doth Know

The Lord Doth Know.

He saw you hungry, he created the food.

When you are thirsty, he created the water.

When you need a friend who is sweet, cool, and kind,

then He sends me

Funny SMS police in speeding tickets

A man complain when police in speeding tickets:

"What is wrong I Sir? I wear a helmet, wear a jacket, have a driving license, why I am ticketed? "

Police responded with light:

"I am surprised to see you ... around wearing a jacket, wear a helmet but did not drive a motor "

Friday Night

On a Friday night, a guard the graveyard look there is a woman

is being played over the HP one grave. Guard graves rebuke:

"Ya are what nights like this play hape above graves?"

The girl replied "Yes Sir, under the signal is weak."

Funny SMS personal Secretary

What is the difference between a personal Secretary to the Secretary

If Secretary saying good morning boss

If private Secretary saying wake up Boss now morning

Funny SMS You Are Cute

I have a lot of sms boong AJA boongan at hp

but unfortunately not able to send to all of you

I am broken up select

I send 1 sms this to you

"you're cute"