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PUZZLE GAME

SELAMAT,sekarang HP anda sudah di lengkapi dengan puzzle game.
caranya mudah yaitu lempar HP anda ke tembok dengan keras lalu susun kembali
-SELAMAT MENCOBA-

Dampak Negatif Membaca

saat q baca di koran tentang bahaya merokok, q berhenti merokok...
saat q baca di koran tentang bahaya minuman keras.. q berhenti mabuk mabukan...
tapi saat q baca di koran tentang bahaya sex bebas, q langsung berhenti baca koran....

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Justin Beiber Attacked With Eggs

Justin Beiber Attacked With Eggs

A pair of lovers playing eggs near luxury housing. Because of the spirit, swing from Selena, the name of the woman, so strongly to eggs of glass houses near there. They are shocked because ancient Chinese flower vase also broke exposed the eggs.

justin said: "I'm sorry. My wife accidentally, "

(justin, the husband, on the old man who sits in the House).

the old man said: "thank you. You guys deliver me from the shackles of vas It is. I was the jinn and will pass the three requests for this. For You, your wife, and to my own, "

the old man said again: "what is your request?"

justin: "I want an account each month one billion dollar,"

parents: "abra kadabraaa .... Please Check Your account," said the elderly is it.

the old man said: "then, are you?" the old man asked at selena.

selena: "I'm a fancy jewelry," she replied.

parents: say "abraakadabraa .... Been fulfilled! "said old people (jinn) it again.

justin and selena: "then, the request of Mr. Jinn what?" selena and justin replace ask the old man?

the old man replied: "I want to make love with your wife," answered the that old.

They are surprised. but because Genie's generous giving everything, Selena received permission to accompany jinn. Fuel Selena serves the needs of Jinn's. By night,  a jinn was allowed Selena home. "Thanks," the elderly.

parents are asked again: "it is how old are you?" selena and justin replied: "My 25 years of age"

the old man said: "the age of 25 years still believe in Jinn?"

paige duke nascar

paige duke got a warning from Angels because like speeding. 
Angel: "ye during life in the world why like speeding-speeding?" 
paige duke: "It has become my profession o Angel!" 
Angel: "How are you getting on with the issue of the Lord?" 
paige duke: "Though I love to race religion still no. 1!" One time paige duke died due to an accident during the race, motorcycle racing 
and the angel said: "I've already said if races khan were not good" paige duke's go to heaven and accidentally saw someone drove at high speed.
page duke Then he asked the Angel, "Angel, why would that person be speeding, while I am not to be?" 
The angels said, "sst ye noisy, that God is trying his new motor!"

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Matisyahu's "King Without a Crown" is an awesome reggae jam, but I'm guessing he never could have imagined that he'd be talked about in the same sentence as LeBron James as a result.

Regardless, it appears that the musical wonder isn't the one missing a critical accessory.

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Ethan Norof

Anthony Weiner Scandal Photo

Political Anthony Weiner
Rep. Anthony Weiner's admission to tweeting lewd pictures of himself has turned him into a late-night laughingstock. Here's a roundup of the best Weiner jokes:

"It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a p**n star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the p**n star said, 'I don't know.'" —Conan O'Brien

"Congressman Weiner is in a lot of trouble since he tweeted those pictures. But good news for him, he just found out he'll be allowed to keep his p**n name ... Anthony Weiner." —Conan O'Brien

"Anthony Weiner admitted to sending inappropriate messages to several women via Twitter, text, email, and Facebook. I think the lesson here is that if you're going to send explicit pictures of yourself, send them through MySpace, where no one will notice." —Jimmy Kimmel

"51 percent of New York voters think Congressman Weiner should keep his seat in office. The other 49 percent think that he should disinfect it." —Conan O'Brien

"What?! The congressman had a s*x scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?! Copyright infringement?" —Jon Stewart

"I don't know if laws were broken or not, but Weiner was sending around pictures of him in his underpants and I thought, Well, now, wait a minute, what is the big deal? Don't men and women in Congress get to mail their packages for free?!" —David Letterman

"This is why Twitter exists. Members of Congress can now send you pictures of their p*****s electronically. Remember the old days of Senator Larry Craig when you had to get in your car, drive to the airport, find the airport bathroom, try to figure out which stall he's in, knock on the door...Now they send it right to your house." —Jay Leno

"Democrats don't share our values. An elected official is tweeting dirty photos of himself to strange women who he never meets for S*X? Come on! At least Republican Chris Lee was trying to get some action! Republican politicians are man enough to hit that thing. Ensign, Vitter, even when it's a gay scandal! They're not tweeting love letters. They're tearing up an airport bathroom until somebody calls the cops on them!" —Stephen Colbert

by Daniel Kurtzman

Parallels with Mineral water

Parallels between breast milk and mineral water?

The same source, from the mountains

Professor thought to the future

Why is a history teacher head bald the back, while the bald head Professor in front?

For history teachers think in the past, being a Professor thought to the future.

Smart man plus smart woman

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A woman will pay

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Brad and The Cakes

Brad was extremely hungry, so he left work and went to a local snack bar where

he bought a cake.  When Chen had eaten the cake, he found that he was still

famished, and so he ate a second one.

Even then he was not full up and promptly ate six cakes in succession, but he

hadn't satisfied his hunger.  Not until Brad had eaten the seventh cake did he

feel satisfied.

Then, suddenly, he had a feeling of regret. 'Ah, if I had known this before, I

would have eaten the seventh cake first and that would have been enough and

there would not have been any need to eat those six others.'

After The Honeymoon

After the Honeymoon

justin and selena, a young couple, got married and went happily on their

honeymoon.

When they got back, Elaine immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother

obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'

'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'

Then Elaine burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Rupert

started using the most ghastly language... saying things I've never heard

before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and

take me home.... Please Ma.'

'Calm down, selena!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful?  What

4-letter words?'

Still sobbing, selena whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and

iron.'

shot down

Difficult Landing

The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying abcde airline'.

An airline pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard.  In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye, all the time he thought that a passenger would have a smart comment.  However, it seemed that all the passengers were too shell shocked to say anything.

Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane.  She said, 'Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?' Why no Ma'am,'  said the pilot, 'What is it', the little old lady said, 'Did we land or were we shot down?'

ATM machines

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling

customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this

new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing

their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been

developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance

from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back

page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot

provided.!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Well, today I didn't do it !!!

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His

three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with

empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In

the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room

was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the

counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table,

and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes,

looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious

had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in bed in her

pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day

went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked,
"What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered,
"You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world

did I do today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it!!!"

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1. Monkey Conforming: who would read this sms ...!!!

2. Monkey Spiteful: will this sms balez ...!!!

3. Monkey Stingy: who would not reply to this sms ...!!!